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University of Táche Sweatshirt

REAL NUTS, FAKE UNIVERSITY

$55.00

The perfect way to show off your U of Táche pride at the farmers market, video meeting, or significant life event. Let's be honest, the opportunities to demonstrate your school spirit are plentiful. Please note, the University of Táche is not an accredited academic institution. All degrees conferred are honorary, and we cannot assist you with questions regarding student loans. 

  • Unisex crewneck
  • Heather grey with cream lettering
  • Pistachios across chest & Táche at wrist
  • Relaxed fit
  • Runs true to size for standard unisex sizing; size down if you’d like a more fitted look

Please see FAQs regarding returns and exchanges.

TÁCHE TASTES GREAT IN

COFFEE
(HOT AND ICED!)
MATCHACOCKTAILS BREAKFAST BAKING SMOOTHIES ON ITS OWN

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NO ADDED OILS

Oat milk and other plant-based alternatives often rely on the addition of rapeseed/canola oil to act as an emulsifier. These oils are often highly processed and have been linked to a wide variety of serious health issues. Táche is made with zero added oil. That velvety, barista-friendly texture? 100% au naturale.

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

As part of our ethos as a female-founded and led company, we are donating a portion of our profits to The Lower Eastside Girls Club to support the education and empowerment of young women in our community.

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